AISubs v3.7
- Hello, I'm Shibuya Rito. - And I'm Rushi Inai.
Did you all see "Your Name"?
There was a very scary scene there.
- Here? Here? This scene? - Yeah, it was scary too.
It was scary, but...
It was scary for everyone to see a white swan covered in blood.
That's Miko's sacred scenery!
Don't make fun of me!
Miko showing everyone a white swan coming out of her mouth scene...
It's so un-moral.
- Immoral. - Immoral.
There was an immoral scene.
As immoral masters, we had no choice but to do it.
So we bought this!
A bottle! A bottle!
So, are we going to make a "mouth-covered salmon"?
- So... - Yes?
"Mouth-covered salmon" is...
You normally use boiled rice...
- And you bite it like this... - And you eat it like this...
- And you put it down like "don"! - And you wait.
This is the salmon. I cooked it properly.
And this is also part of the salmon.
Take off your tongue's moss!
Besides, it's too bad we're doing this video.
- What did you use? - I didn't think we'd just do it now.
We took it off, right?
Let's start biting it already. It's long.
I'll take a bite.
- Damn it, I can't do it anymore. - Damn it, I can't do it anymore.
You're eating it while you're biting it, right?
You have to turn it, right? This mysterious thing.
Mouth-covered Salmon
It's a fork! It's a fork!
If you say "sweet sake", it sounds like sweet sake.
It's kind of gross. I can't do it!
- This is tough. - I can't do it anymore.
It's really tough.
If you say "tough", why do you have to bite it for a week?
Hey! What did you say?! What did you say?!
What did you say?!
Don't you want to eat Japanese food?!
It's working!
I hate this kind of people!
Ahhh! Are you kidding me?!
Damn! It hurts!
We're going to leave this for at least 24 hours in a warm place and it's going to be done, so we're going to lock it up.
Yes.
Eiya!
Grrrr!
Let's leave it for 24 hours or more.
See you later.
Now, you two.
No, don't make that face.
I want to drink it with Yumemaru, but I can't drink it before Yumemaru comes, so I want you to look at it once.
Grrrr!
It's too much!
Wait a minute.
Grrrr!
Wait a minute.
It's really grrrr!
Grrrr!
It's really grrr!
Oh, you're used to it. You're used to it. You're used to it.
Two days have passed and it still smells like chicken.
Now, please.
Wow!
This is bad!
Here we go!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Oh!
Oh?!
Oh, it's not working.
No, but you can drink it with this reaction.
Grrrr!
Hahahahaha!
Get really close and smell it properly.
Hmm.
Oh?
Doesn't it smell like yogurt for a moment?
Grrrr!
Hahaha!
Does it smell like yogurt?
Yogurt!
Grrrr!
Hahaha!
It smells like yogurt.
Grrrr!
Now!
It's the fourth day, right?
Yes.
Ahhhhh!
Now, now, now.
Mr. Yumemaru who came without doing anything.
I'm going to do what I like.
What you like.
I think we should introduce you to the fifth place, Yumemaru first.
Fifth place.
Yes.
I'm going to close my eyes for a moment.
Wait a minute.
I'm really scared.
I'm ready for it.
Ah!
I'm scared!
Ah!
I see!
Bleh!
Wahahaha!
Ah!
Bleeeh!
You're sick of it again, huh?
It's not like that!
Let's do it...
... with this.
Yeah.
Here we go.
Okay...
Ah!
Ahaha!
Mmmmm...
Go! Go, Lewitt! Go!
Hit it, just hit it!
Bleh!
Wahahaha!
Nah, looks like you're good.
Oh, really?!
If you can do it, please show me.
Yeah.
Ah..
Woah woah!
Go go go go go go go go!
Eat up! Eat up!
Woah woah woah!
Eh?!
Huh?!
Are they spicy or sweet?
Wait, I've never seen something like this
This...
is unexpectedly...
Hmm...
good
Eh, seriously?!
Eh?!
It was definitely sweet
Perhaps it is
Ah, I see!
It looks like they actually made it
So it looks like they managed to have it
Okay?
Okay.
Hey!
Give it up!
Wait!
Give it up!
This video...
ends here.
It doesn't end!
Wait!
I've had enough of drinking alone!
I've had enough!
Aaaaah!
Okay, Yumemaru's twice of this amount.
Can I really...
drink it all?
Can I say it's not funny?
You know that people have different tastes, right?
Yeah.
You drank it all, right?
I want you to show me how far you can go.
No, Ryo-kun doesn't drink even one drop.
Then...
why am I not allowed to do that?
Isn't it you, Ryo-kun?
If you could just show me your sincerity...
Please tell me you understand that.
If you could only show me your sincerity, that's fine.
I can do it.
Ah, you can't do it?
You can't do it?
I can do it!
Okay.
Go ahead.
Oooh!
Don't think about it!
It's just rice!
That's good.
It's not harmful for you!
Endure it like that!
You can do it!
All you have to do is push in your feelings!
You can do it!
Oooh!
Wow!
I drank it all up!
It tastes really good.
Oh, really?
After you drink it up, you'll be like, "Huh? What's this? It's good!"
Really?
Everytime this happens, I always end up drinking it all up.
People think I'm gonna end up drinking it all up, so I'd like them to put me in there for once.
I'm starting to feel loved. I'm starting to feel like I have no problems.
Oh, yeah. I don't feel like you're having a stomachache.
Now?!
Do you want me to put you in there again?
Why?!
It's like a step up.
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
Let's do something like that.
It's like that famous "call ease" song.
It's really like a club song.
Hey, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
One more time!
Hey! That was me!
One, two, one, two, one, two, one...
Can you imitate me?
I'm scared!
*gagging sounds*
Yeah, let's do it this way for now.
I drank it!
I drank it, look!
It's yogurt!
Isn't it?
It's really yogurt!
I drink it a lot.
Eh, it's really amazing, for real!
I'm really moved!
*laughing*
You guys are Buddha.
It's my first time drinking it.
I really can't do it.
Well, if we all think like men and go together,
we might be able to be brave.
Well, we're done for the day!
Good job!
*gagging sounds*
Is it over?